The Witches of Moonshyne Manor
On Sale Date: August 23, 2022
$16.99 USD, $24.99 CAD
Fiction / Magical Realism
About the Book:
A coven of
modern-day witches. A magical heist-gone-wrong. A looming threat.
Five octogenarian witches gather as an angry mob threatens to demolish
Moonshyne Manor. All eyes turn to the witch in charge, Queenie, who confesses
they’ve fallen far behind on their mortgage payments. Still, there’s hope,
since the imminent return of Ruby—one of the sisterhood who’s been gone for
thirty-three years—will surely be their salvation.
But the mob is only the start of their troubles. One man is hellbent on
avenging his family for the theft of a legacy he claims was rightfully his. In
an act of desperation, Queenie makes a bargain with an evil far more powerful
than anything they’ve ever faced. Then things take a turn for the worse when
Ruby’s homecoming reveals a seemingly insurmountable obstacle instead of the
solution to all their problems.
The witches are determined to save their home and themselves, but their aging
powers are no match for increasingly malicious threats. Thankfully, they get a
bit of help from Persephone, a feisty TikToker eager to smash the patriarchy.
As the deadline to save the manor approaches, fractures among the sisterhood
are revealed, and long-held secrets are exposed, culminating in a fiery
confrontation with their enemies.
Funny, tender and uplifting, the novel explores the formidable power that can
be discovered in aging, found family and unlikely friendships. Marais’ clever
prose offers as much laughter as insight, delving deeply into feminism,
identity and power dynamics while stirring up intrigue and drama through
secrets, lies and sex. Heartbreaking and heart-mending, it will make you
grateful for the amazing women in your life.
Saturday, October 23rd
Half an hour before the alarm will be sounded for the first time in decades—drawing four frantic old women and a geriatric crow from all corners of the sprawling manor—Ursula is awoken by insistent knocking, like giant knuckles rapping against glass. It’s an ominous sign, to be sure. The first of many.
Trying to rid herself of the sticky cobwebs of sleep, Ursula throws back the covers, groaning as her joints loudly voice their displeasure. She’s slept in the buff, as is her usual habit, and as she pads across the room, she’s more naked than the day she was born (being, as she is, one of those rare babies who came into the world fully encased in a caul).
Upon reaching the window, the cause of the ruckus is immediately obvious to Ursula; one of the Angel Oak’s sturdy branches is thumping against her third-floor window. Strong winds whip through the tree, making it shimmy and shake, giving the impression that it’s espousing the old adage to dance like no one’s watching, a quality that rather has to be admired in a tree. Either that, or it’s trembling uncontrollably with fear.
The forest, encroaching at the garden’s boundary, looks disquieted. It hangs its head low, bowing to a master who’s ordered it to bend the knee. As the charcoal sky churns, not a bird to be seen, the trees in the wood whisper incessantly. Whether they’re secrets or warnings, Ursula can’t tell, which only unsettles her further.
That infernal billboard that the city recently erected across from the manor property—with its aggressive gigantic lettering shouting, ‘Critchley Hackle Mega Complex Coming Soon!’—snaps in the wind, issuing small cracks of thunder. A storm is on its way, that much is clear. You don’t need to have Ivy’s particular powers to know as much.
Turning her back on the ominous view, Ursula heads for the calendar to mark off another mostly sleepless night. It seems impossible that after so many of them—night upon night, strung up after each other seemingly endlessly—only two remain until Ruby’s return, upon which Ursula will discover her fate.
Either Ruby knows or she doesn’t.
And if she does know, there’s the chance that she’ll want nothing more to do with Ursula. The thought makes her breath hitch, the accompanying stab of pain almost too much to bear. The best she can hope for under the circumstances is that Ruby will forgive her, releasing Ursula from the invisible prison her guilt has sentenced her to.
Too preoccupied with thoughts of Ruby to remember to don her robe, Ursula takes a seat at her mahogany escritoire. She lights a cone of mugwort and sweet laurel incense, watching as the tendril of smoke unfurls, inscribing itself upon the air. Inhaling the sweet scent, she picks up a purple silk pouch and unties it, spilling the contents onto her palm.
The tarot cards are all frayed around the edges, worn down from countless hours spent jostling through Ursula’s hands. Despite their shabbiness, they crackle with electricity, sparks flying as she shuffles them. After cutting the deck in three, Ursula begins laying the cards down, one after the other, on top of the heptagram she carved into the writing desk’s surface almost eighty years ago.
The first card, placed in the center, is The Tower. Unfortunate souls tumble from the top of a fortress that’s been struck by lightning, flames engulfing it. Ursula experiences a jolt of alarm at the sight of it for The Tower has to signify the manor; and anything threatening their home, threatens them all.
The second card, placed above the first at the one o’clock position, can only represent Tabitha. It’s the Ten of Swords, depicting a person lying face down with ten swords buried in their back. The last time Ursula saw the card, she’d made a mental note to make an appointment with her acupuncturist, but now, following so soon after The Tower, it makes her shift nervously.
The third, fourth and fifth cards, placed at the three o’clock, four-thirty and six o’clock positions, depict a person (who must be Queenie) struggling under too heavy a load; a heart pierced by swords (signifying Ursula); and a horned beast towering above a man and woman who are shackled together (obviously Jezebel). Ursula whimpers to see so many dreaded cards clustered together.
Moving faster now, she lays out the sixth, seventh and eighth cards at the seven-thirty, nine and eleven o’ clock positions. Ursula gasps as she studies the man crying in his bed, nine swords hovering above him (which can only denote Ursula’s guilt as it pertains to Ruby); the armored skeleton on horseback (representing the town of Critchley Hackle); and the two bedraggled souls trudging barefoot through the snow (definitely Ivy). Taking in all eight sinister cards makes Ursula tremble much like the Angel Oak.
Based on the spread, Ursula absolutely should sound the alarm immediately, but she’s made mistakes in the past—lapses in judgment that resulted in terrible consequences—and so she wants to be a hundred percent certain first.
She shuffles the cards again, laying them down more deliberately this time, only to see the exact same shocking formation, the impending threat even more vivid than before. It couldn’t be any clearer if the Goddess herself had sent a homing pigeon with a memo bearing the message: Calamity is on its way! It’s knocking at the window, just waiting to be let in!
And yet, Ursula still doesn’t sound the alarm, because that’s what doubt does; it slips through the chinks in our defenses, eroding all sense of self until the only voice that should matter becomes the one that we don’t recognize anymore, the one we trust the least.
As a result of this estrangement from herself, Ursula has developed something of a compulsion, needing to triple check the signs before she calls attention to them, and so she stands and grabs her wand. She makes her way down the hallway past Ruby’s and Jezebel’s bedrooms at a bit of a clip before descending the west wing stairs.
It’s just before she reaches Ivy’s glass conservatory that Ursula breaks out into a panicked run.
Excerpted from The Witches of Moonshyne Manor @ 2022 by Bianca Marais, used with permission by MIRA Books.
What I thought about
The Witches of Moonshyne Manor
In The Witches of Moonshybe Manor, five women, also witches, must deal with a delinquent mortgage payment that threatens their home. When the town's men want to build a male-oriented theme park, they find Moonshyne Manor to be the perfect spot, so they attempt to relieve the five octogenarians from home their home. They've got another thing coming, if they think these women are going to give up their home easily.
They do get some help from a young woman from town, and there's a long held secret from one of the "sisters" that will need to be resolved. I don't want to give up too much here but, it's a cute story.
I do like stories where "family" is defined by the people you love, not by bloodline, so I really liked that about this book. I've seen this book described as Practical Magic meets Golden Girls -- I'd add a dash of X-men in there because of the way these ladies came together.
Moonshyne Manor is a timely patriarchy v matriarchy feminist story that's more light-hearted than serious. There's plenty of humor and sarcasm to flavor the story and conflicts are resolved without too much drama. If I had to describe the book in two words, it would be "sisterhood rocks". There's also positive LGBTQ+ and gender fluidity representation, along with octogenarian sex which made me smile a little reading older women still enjoying that part of life.
This was my first book by this author. In all honesty, third person present tense isn't really my preference when reading this type of book, so it took me a while for my brain to adjust to this present tense writing. The first twenty-five percent of the book delivers up a lot of backstory.
The Witches of Moonshyne Manor is standard magic and witchy stuff, with a good dash of humor and a little mystery involved. A fun read.
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